'Ole Johnny Mack, he needs a spirit fix
He can't fool Deb and Darla with his dirty
little tricks
If his little lady luck don't find a cure
Well its a long walk back to Sunnyside,
that we're really sure
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Well its been raining ice since Neil walked
on the moon
Mack thinks it's time to start another
baby boom
They say the smell from that jar can clear
a very large room
But it could be a lie, so come on take
a bite
Here's mud in your eye
It was late at night out at the farm when
he asked me for a ride
He said, "Joe, give me five, fifteen minutes
of your time"
See I traded my religion for a little
naked policy
Unless the world just got too naked for
me
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Johnny Mack, you need a spirit fix
You can't fool Deb and Darla with your
dirty little tricks
If your little lady luck don't find a
cure
Well its a long walk back to Sunnyside,
that we're really sure
(Chorus)
Take a bite of my Whiskey Pickle
Take a bite of my Whiskey Pickle